Monday, October 04, 2010

November elections

I don't have time to keep up with all the races but I'm compelled to comment on a few that, if the Republicans really turn out and vote for their candidate, they are dumber than posts.

Minnesota gets cold in the winter but surely their brains haven't frozen enough to invite Michele Bachman back to the table! I guess now's the time to just say it anyway...if roughly half the population are women then surely she is unelectable. One thing I know about women is they all hate bimbos and Bachman is the queen of bimbos. In fact I'll go out on a limb and say that Michele Bachman makes Sarah Palin seem like Einstein. What's wrong with you people? No one is going to take away your hunting rifles and you shouldn't be shooting Elk with an AK-47- where's your sense of fair play.

On the other extreme, the desert heat of Arizona has always produced and exceptional cadre of ditzes and doofuses. One of them with severe heat stroke made a run for president last time. I say, let's not let that happen again eh? Evidently the sunstroke problems remain since Ben Quayle will likely win here (according to the polls ahem). You remember his Dad, Dan don't you? He was the sexist Vice President of the United States. I'm sure he meant well but I don't recall him ever accomplishing anything except putting his foot in his mouth. His best work was slipping into anonymity post term. His son is a chip off the old block without a few critical chips. Arizonians....grab and umbrella....chill and try something else.

My final "winner" is Rand Paul. I actually liked his dad a little during the last campaign. He held is own with Bill Maher and at least feigned a few ideas that sounded interesting but would probably never happen in this country. Unfortunately, his kid is just a dope with no prospects that has decided to make a career out of politics. It's so crazy obvious that everyone in Kentucky should be lining up to keep him out. Come on, you all are at least half civilized- you have the derby and mint juleps. Just vote NO for Rand Paul- you'll be glad you did.

Like I said, there are many others, on both sides but I'm just picking on the Republicans because it's so much easier.


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